NOW I suspect this may not be of much use to you, unless you are a beach warden, but here’s Bradders’ tip of the week. If you want to get people off your beach, tell them there’s an unexploded bomb in the sand dunes just behind them.

Now I know this for a fact, as me and my dear wife were sat on Berrow beach in Somerset in late summer when this bloke comes along and says we have to get off the beach as there is indeed a device that appears to be a bomb.

He went to great lengths to explain that it was not a wind up, so we showed the sprinting ability of Usain Bolt, and the driving of Lewis Hamilton and were away in about 15 seconds. It turns out it wasn’t a live one, but at the time we didn’t know that.

I did tell you about walking lots last week. We set off along the South-West coastal path in the Croyde area and what a great morning it was, not a cloud and just a bit of breeze.

So we kept walking and in the end went so far we didn’t have the energy to get back. So we managed to grab the only taxi in Wollacombe to take us back to our car and, trust me, sleeping was not a problem.

We had a great week apart from one man who protested about our dog Wolfie weeing on his wall.

Now I am with those who say folks should clean up after the dogs when they do the other thing, but I did point out to the bloke that he had a house on the seafront of a coastal resort and our dog wasn’t the first to do such a thing.

Apart from giving the dog one of Joshua George’s nappies to wear, it would have been difficult to stop him tinkling.

To which he retorted, ‘If it happened again I would be in ‘big trouble.’ Nice chap who, it seems, is a serial moaner. I did point out to him that I knew where he lived.

Some folk are only happy when they are moaning.

I do have to say it’s a sad state down at Worcester City these days.

Let me make it clear I don’t know enough about it to say who’s right and who’s wrong but it would be nice to see everyone pulling in the right direction to get the club going forward again.

I know I’m not a regular at the ground but as someone who has enjoyed many happy hours at the Lane for more than 50 years it would be great to see it all sorted.

Back to Slimmer’s World this week, and I haven’t put on too much over the summer, but there’s a few pounds to come off again before Christmas.

Back doing a bit of running this week too, getting rid of all those free lunches and boxes of biscuits at the cricket during the summer.

Did a decent time round the racecourse this week, maybe a bomb alert would get me going faster.

● Dave Bradley is the BBC Hereford & Worcester sports correspondent