AFTER an invite from Nigel Huddleston, David Cameron says he'll try and visit Worcestershire to enjoy Evesham's famous British Asparagus Festival this spring - but does our man know what he's done?

If the PM does find time to call in he may well come face-to-face with Jemima Packington, the world's first and only 'Asparamancer' who can predict the future by tossing spears of the vegetable into the air to see how they land.

She's made dozens of accurate predictions over the years including the demise of Gordon Brown, the arrival of the credit crunch, the FIFA scandal, but it's her latest forecasts that may truly ruin his asparagus soup.

She's predicted that 2016 will see Cameron toppled as Tory leader - to be replaced by Boris Johnson, no less.

* THOSE pesky seagulls are on the attack again in Worcester, with one sinking its beak into a young marketing assistant's hand - which has certainly got our councillors talking.

But it seems these ravaging birds have even bigger fish to fry in this unsightly war.

Only days ago Councillor Andy Roberts, the Tory cabinet member responsible for the environment, was on the end of a "white bombing" attack outside the Guildhall himself which he says "just" missed him.

Watch out!

* MIND you, these gulls will have a lot to quiver about if Councillor Alan Amos ever gets his hands on the environment brief in the event of a Tory reshuffle.

The demonstrative Tory, ambling through the Guildhall's sun-soaked corridors this week, had just two words to describe how he'd handle the situation.

"Shoot them."

* THE Government is dishing out £1.8 billion of 'Growth Fund' grants this year, with Worcestershire's transport chief Councillor John Smith hoping to get even luckier than that £33 million lotto winner.

"If we get a billion of that money then I'll be happy with that," he says.

* UKIP reject Lawson Cartwright's 'Working Families Party' was first registered back in April 2015 in Worcester, but it doesn't seem to be going all that well.

After being too late to stand any candidates in last year's elections, the deadline for the 2016 nominations have come and gone without a single name standing in May's counts.

Does this corpse have a pulse?

* TALKING about the elections, the Labour Party's candidate in Warndon this year is attempting to make a peculiar switch.

Elaine Williams, a Worcester-based former NHS blood service worker, happens to be a current serving councillor in Birmingham - where she's standing down after serving Harbourne for the last four years.

The political version of Location, Location Location.