"Confused" man wearing only a tablecloth found in cupboard in Malvern restaurant

"Confused" man wearing only a tablecloth found in cupboard in Malvern restaurant

"Confused" man wearing only a tablecloth found in cupboard in Malvern restaurant

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STAFF at a restaurant in Malvern had a nasty shock when they found a man wearing nothing but a tablecloth inside a cupboard.

Police were called to the bizarre incident at the Indian restaurant in Church Street at about 12.30pm on Saturday, August 2.

The man in his 20s is reported to have spent the night in the cupboard and was covered in his own waste. He was described as “in a confused state” and became verbally abusive towards staff and was arrested for threatening verbal behaviour and criminal damage.

As part of a Community Resolution Order the man apologised for his behaviour and bought cleaning products to clean up the mess he had left.

The Malvern Gazette spoke to both Indian restaurants in Church Street – Anupam and Cafe Zam Zam – but staff at both venues denied any knowledge of the incident.

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9:28pm Tue 12 Aug 14

dave cus says...

how?
how? dave cus
  • Score: 0

9:45pm Tue 12 Aug 14

Small Town says...

Two lamb buhnas
Two lamb buhnas Small Town
  • Score: -5

11:48pm Tue 12 Aug 14

3thinker says...

We wondered where our Mayor was.
We wondered where our Mayor was. 3thinker
  • Score: 19

8:11am Wed 13 Aug 14

High Time says...

3thinker wrote:
We wondered where our Mayor was.
Why would the Mayor of Malvern need to be there?
[quote][p][bold]3thinker[/bold] wrote: We wondered where our Mayor was.[/p][/quote]Why would the Mayor of Malvern need to be there? High Time
  • Score: -9

8:57am Wed 13 Aug 14

themooman says...

this is arguably the greatest headline EVER
this is arguably the greatest headline EVER themooman
  • Score: 13

8:58am Wed 13 Aug 14

3thinker says...

High Time wrote:
3thinker wrote:
We wondered where our Mayor was.
Why would the Mayor of Malvern need to be there?
WN headline "Mayor of Worcester in fresh controversy over missing key events"

Its a joke. So is he.
[quote][p][bold]High Time[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]3thinker[/bold] wrote: We wondered where our Mayor was.[/p][/quote]Why would the Mayor of Malvern need to be there?[/p][/quote]WN headline "Mayor of Worcester in fresh controversy over missing key events" Its a joke. So is he. 3thinker
  • Score: 8

9:04am Wed 13 Aug 14

3thinker says...

themooman wrote:
this is arguably the greatest headline EVER
Nope. Try this one….

'Nudist Welfare Man’s Model Wife Fell For The Chinese Hypnotist From The Co-op Bacon Factory'

Don't we all miss the News of the World for its incisive comment on British Society.

Worcester News is getting pretty close though.
[quote][p][bold]themooman[/bold] wrote: this is arguably the greatest headline EVER[/p][/quote]Nope. Try this one…. 'Nudist Welfare Man’s Model Wife Fell For The Chinese Hypnotist From The Co-op Bacon Factory' Don't we all miss the News of the World for its incisive comment on British Society. Worcester News is getting pretty close though. 3thinker
  • Score: 3

9:16am Wed 13 Aug 14

New Kid on the Block says...

3thinker wrote:
themooman wrote:
this is arguably the greatest headline EVER
Nope. Try this one….

'Nudist Welfare Man’s Model Wife Fell For The Chinese Hypnotist From The Co-op Bacon Factory'

Don't we all miss the News of the World for its incisive comment on British Society.

Worcester News is getting pretty close though.
A few more good ones here.
http://www.universal
journalist.co.uk/UJR
egret.html
[quote][p][bold]3thinker[/bold] wrote: [quote][p][bold]themooman[/bold] wrote: this is arguably the greatest headline EVER[/p][/quote]Nope. Try this one…. 'Nudist Welfare Man’s Model Wife Fell For The Chinese Hypnotist From The Co-op Bacon Factory' Don't we all miss the News of the World for its incisive comment on British Society. Worcester News is getting pretty close though.[/p][/quote]A few more good ones here. http://www.universal journalist.co.uk/UJR egret.html New Kid on the Block
  • Score: 1

9:26am Wed 13 Aug 14

Arthur Blenkinsop says...

Wearing a table cloth and covered in his own mess huh? **** that spicy food!
Wearing a table cloth and covered in his own mess huh? **** that spicy food! Arthur Blenkinsop
  • Score: 0

10:18pm Wed 13 Aug 14

jabroner says...

too many drugs consumed I think..
too many drugs consumed I think.. jabroner
  • Score: 2

10:44pm Wed 13 Aug 14

3thinker says...

jabroner wrote:
too many drugs consumed I think..
Does he take drugs as well as lots of holidays?
[quote][p][bold]jabroner[/bold] wrote: too many drugs consumed I think..[/p][/quote]Does he take drugs as well as lots of holidays? 3thinker
  • Score: 2

11:46am Thu 14 Aug 14

Jabbadad says...

Could be he only wanted a number1 but had to have a number 2.
UUUUUGH.
Could be he only wanted a number1 but had to have a number 2. UUUUUGH. Jabbadad
  • Score: 0

1:02pm Thu 14 Aug 14

CYNIC_AL says...

Shouldn't have had that phaal...
Shouldn't have had that phaal... CYNIC_AL
  • Score: 0

1:11pm Thu 14 Aug 14

3thinker says...

CYNIC_AL wrote:
Shouldn't have had that phaal...
It was probably a Tarka Dhal.

Similar to a regular Dhal, but a little Otter.
[quote][p][bold]CYNIC_AL[/bold] wrote: Shouldn't have had that phaal...[/p][/quote]It was probably a Tarka Dhal. Similar to a regular Dhal, but a little Otter. 3thinker
  • Score: 5

9:50am Fri 15 Aug 14

kidderlord says...

poor chap obviously thought life was just a picnic- unless of course he just wanted to get laid!
poor chap obviously thought life was just a picnic- unless of course he just wanted to get laid! kidderlord
  • Score: 2

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