IF you have been reading the Malvern Gazette's Your Letters page over the last six months, you would believe Malvern to be a very dangerous place.

First, there is the graveyard where death lurks around every corner, with gravestones about to fall on us at any moment, then there is the warning that touching dogs or cats will kill us.

I worry for our friend, who is a young 92-year-old who has had dogs and cats all of her life. Perhaps she's not aware that they are killing her.

Then there's the Malvern council, which warns us of dangerous pigeons - do not feed the pigeons - despite the deaths from pigeons being nil. Perhaps they have a cunning plan (the pigeons), or are they happy to have the dogs and cats do their dirty work for them. Help me I'm stuck under a gravestone. RIP from another victim of the gravestone killings or is it the pigeons?

MR S HURRELL, Old Hollow, West Malvern.