Postie cries foul over language of Times newspaper pranksters

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A WORCESTER postman has spoken of his shock when he discovered a letter in his bag addressed to a Mr F *** Off.

Douglas Nicholls was doing his rounds in Hallow when the large letter appeared.

The experienced postman delivered the letter but couldn’t stop thinking about the offensive language.

The 53-year-old, of Warndon Villages in Worcester, said: “I couldn’t believe it when I saw the address. Even after 32 years working as postman I have never had anything like this.”

Inside the offensive envelope was a promotional Olympic Scrapbook sent out by the Times and Sunday Times.

Mr Nicholls said: “I delivered it at about noon on Friday. But afterwards I started thinking about it and felt even more offended.”

He returned to the house and spoke to the woman living there, who does not wish to be named.

“She told me she had thrown it away as she didn’t order it,” he said. “I asked if I could have it and she got it for me. I was very offended because I never swear. I have been brought up not to swear.”

When Mr Nicholls took his children to see Meet the Fockers he said he couldn’t even say the name of the film.

“I had to call it ‘meet the parents’,” he said. “If I had said the name of the film I would have had to pay my kids £5. That is why it shocked me so much.”

It is thought the rude name made it through the system because the prankster who input the name included a space between the first two letters of the offending word.

A Times and Sunday Times spokesman said: “While we have screening processes in place to ensure offensive language is not used in mailings, it was not picked up in this case because of the letter spacing used in the name.

“We apologise for any upset caused, and we are investigating ways to avoid this situation from occurring in the future.”

Comments(18)

Bob Churchill says...
11:26am Mon 13 Aug 12

R–... really? Someone get this man a massive handkerchief and a bucket to cry into.

If someone intentionally ordered mail with swears in the address, to send to someone with malicious intent, then that's not very nice. However the victim herself doesn't sound too upset from the description in the article. And it's not exactly the worst thing going in the world. School kids tell each other to f- off every day and it's not nice but, unlike Mr Nicholls, most of us learn to cope with a bit of casual offence without running to the local news.

Writing swears in the address could simply have been a kind of protest against intrusive marketing (i.e. "I came to this page to order the booklet, **** it, but I don't want you to keep all my details").

I think it's more amazing that a postie thinks he has the right to knock on a stranger's door to ask about their mail!

And seriously, if you think it's mortally offensive to hear or read a word that sounds like a swear, then don't take your kids to see Meet the Fockers in the first place! It is, I guess, a central running joke in the franchise that Ben Stiller's character's family name sounds like a swear. At least the kids, if they saw the movie, may pick up on the message: that it is context, intent, tone and deployment of our language that matter, more than the black-and-white fact of what individual words we use.

Bob Churchill says...
11:30am Mon 13 Aug 12

*sigh*! How ironic. The word that the Worcester News has starred out in my comment above was the mortally offensive swear word that sounds like the thing beavers make in rivers. (And if you censor the word "beavers" as well so help me...) Exactly my point. Sense the tone!

Maggie Would says...
11:32am Mon 13 Aug 12

Wow, he must lead a very sheltered life. I don't like the word myself but one only needs to go and stand outside McDonalds in Worcester (otherwise known as Chav Corner) for a few moments to hear some fine examples of its usage.

Vox populi says...
12:02pm Mon 13 Aug 12

Another hick story!

Come on WN you make anyone that lives in Worcester look like Mary Whitehouse.

Meanwhile back in Victorian central England:
Somebody swore
Oh and then somebody dressed provocatively and were refused entry to a night club
Then somebody had a tattoo which automatically means they are a murderer!

Really I am one for standards but please!

PaulMeUnder says...
12:11pm Mon 13 Aug 12

What does it mean to be offended?

You were offended, so what? Be offended. End of story

Pathetic

Leeolitina says...
12:14pm Mon 13 Aug 12

I bet he has already penned his letter of complaint to the BBC about last nights closing ceremony - old eric idle is for the chop. I wonder what they make of him at work. I used to play skittles for Royal Mail years ago - and some of their skittle songs would have given him a coronary.

one94 says...
12:53pm Mon 13 Aug 12

Hahahahahahahahahaha
! This story is a wind up.
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"When Mr Nicholls took his children to see Meet the Fockers he said he couldn’t even say the name of the film"....but he sat through an hour and a half of the movie where the name is used throughout, so obvioulsy not that offended then

Fog Based Japery says...
2:05pm Mon 13 Aug 12

He was that offended by it he went back to the woman's house and asked to have it. Surely if something offends you, you don't ever want to see it again. Not pose with it in the local paper! What a divot.

truth must out says...
2:27pm Mon 13 Aug 12

Mr Nicholls is a massive wind up artist and I can assure you he knows more than a few choice words.

jabroner says...
3:37pm Mon 13 Aug 12

Has he not got anything better to do in his sad life than go to the papers with a swearword on a piece of card?

ushmush83 says...
4:05pm Mon 13 Aug 12

silly

CJH says...
5:15pm Mon 13 Aug 12

No official comment from the Post Office regarding one of their employees' actions?

SAVA9E says...
5:22pm Mon 13 Aug 12

Whats the big deal, i think he just wanted to get into the paper myself, i mean really drove from Warndon to Hallow to get a letter back that offended him.

Heffalump22 says...
7:57pm Mon 13 Aug 12

The most entertainment from a news item in a long time not the article the comments brilliant folks !!

As for said postman that surprises me he actually read the envelope! If that is the worse he has come across in the 30 odd years working as a postie then he is lucky he really must have been having a slow post day. One thing did he get his bosses permission to speak to the News as they have not commented I wonder. I would advise he man's up after all you only have to walk down the street these days and that language comes at you from all corners. As to the Disgusted under his photo please its only a typed address its not like its body parts !

mr.meldrew says...
9:15pm Mon 13 Aug 12

all i can say is....i dont b....y believe it...

Cecil9995 says...
9:46pm Mon 13 Aug 12

I hate to be picky but he should have said it was 'Meet The Parents 2' as 'Meet the Fockers' was the sequel. They all went over to Gaylord Focker's parents' house, them being Bernie and Roz Focker. Although he was known as Greg Focker by then, not Gaylord Focker. Did they all go to see 'Little Fockers'? We must be told. That would have been 'Meet The Parents 3'. It was my least favourite.

alfiepie says...
9:12am Tue 14 Aug 12

so he was offended? offence is subjective - what offends me doesnt offend her and vice versa - so what if he was offended? - nothing happens - you cant catch lepracy from being offended - who contacted who? did he approach the WN with his "story"? and someone thought this was 'newsworthy'? - wow.....

DizzyBint says...
10:19am Wed 15 Aug 12

Laughed so much at some of these comments ! If that was my mail and he came back to knock the dor and ask for it I would have reported him ! He had absolutely no right whatsoever, On a lighter note, I wonder if he delivers to a lady called Mrs B'astard, she was a regular customer in our shop a few years back, and yes thats exactly how her name was spelt, though im not sure if the hyphen was official, or whether she put that in herself.

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