Knock knock. Who's there? Isabelle. Isabelle who?
Isabelle working? I've been standing here for half an hour!
The above joke was sent in by Faye, 11, from Worcester |
What did the mouse say when he broke his tooth?
Hard cheese!
Why do birds fly south in winter?
Because it is too far to walk!
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words!
When is water like a kangaroo?
When it makes a spring!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrre!
The above jokes were sent in by Connor Mahoney, from Worcester |
Two travellers were walking through a forest, and the one in front collapsed to the floor, unconscious. The other traveller gazed in shock and immediately phoned 999. "Hello? Hello? Is anyone there? I think that ...uh ... something's happened to my friend." "Ermm ... may I ask who is speaking?" "Never mind that, he just fell down and isn't moving!" "Is he dead?"
There is a short pause. Then a gunshot is heard on the reciever's line. "Now he is."
The above joke was sent in by James Sutton, age 12. It is believed to have been written originally by Spike Milligan and was recently named the funniest joke ever. |
Why did Cinderella get disqualified from the hockey team?
Because she kept running away from the ball!
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites!
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?
A animal that barks at low-flying aircraft!
What do you call the horses next door?
Neigh-bours!
The above jokes were sent in by Lorraine Hunt, from Ombersley |
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to his flat mate!
The above joke was sent in by Jessica Nelson from Pershore |
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
The above joke was sent in by Helen, from St. Peters Worcester. |
Knock knock! Who's there? Dishwasher. Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I shpoke before I had me new teef fixshed in!
The above joke was sent in by Pete Jackson of Hallow. |
Knock knock! Who's there? Canu. Canu who?
Canu let me in please!
Why did the starfish blush?
Because the seaweed!
The above jokes were sent in by Sadie Burton from Evesham |
Why do giraffes have long legs?
Because their feet smell!
The above joke was sent in by Will from St. Johns Worcester |
What animal do you never play cards with?
A cheetah!
The above joke was sent in by Sarah Jones, aged 12 |
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack up!
The above joke was sent in by Zoe Jones |
What do you call a man inside a paper bag?
Russell!
The above joke was sent in by Lucy Jane Williams |
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he didn't have anyBODY to go with!
The above joke was sent in by Shannon Lockhart |
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Someone who can't reach the doorbell!
The above joke was sent in by Sarah Lobo |
