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Jokes by Tal
8:51am Tuesday 27th November 2007
Teacher: Who inveted fractions?
Pupil: Henry the eighth!
*****
Bobby: My teachers stupid.
Dad: Why do you say that?
Bobby: Well,yesterday he told us that 4+6 was 10.
Dad: But 6+4 is 10.
Bobby: Yes i know,but today she told us that 8+2 is 10
*****Tom: I think my teacher loves me.
Mum: How do you know?
Tom: Because she keeps putting kisses after all of my maths
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