Character Sketches, by Sophie Saunder

11:42am Friday 1st February 2008

Sharpay Moonbiscuit

Prone to saying "Shut up! You stupid child!" or "Get lost you snotty nosed brat!!"

She can't ever say it any nicer than gruff. As a matter of fact, she says it sharply or nastily.

She stomps around the place, but (and it's a big but, like her behind!), she might even march (if she is in a good mood). Oh and poor old Tinkypoo (the cat) always gets kicked up the bum!

Also the miserable old bat smacks the kids bum so hard they go as red as cherries.

Her way of TALKING to other people are (drum role...) swearing, or just plainly saying it horribly.

Her hair is as golden as sun, long and luscious. Eyes brown as mud. But NEVER smiles, always frowns, its bringing up sooooo many frown lines.

So as you know Mrs Moonbiscuit is a very, very miserable horrible and complete lunatic! (Starting yoga!!).

Candy Moonbiscuit

Much like her mother, Candy Moonbiscuit is always saying... "No! Idiot, I'm not cleaning my room!" or "Go away, I'm listening to my music".

She never says nicely 'oh no' she says it meanly, gruffly or harshly (or maybe very, very, very, very loudly, if she is in a good mood). She stomps around as if she owns the place.

Graffiti's any wall in sight and hurts her brother Connah aggressively. She always treats others harshly, nastily or horridly.

She's got cutting blue eyes, hair as golden as a sandy beach, but short and scraggy.

She has always got a dirty black look on her face, or a frown! She never ever smiles.

Slowly... she is looking a lot like her mum!

by Sophie SaundersClass 4, Welland Primary School

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