SIR - The General Synod should implement a pulpit exchange scheme.

The clueless lot from Canterbury to be exchanged with the Grand Vizier of Gaza. Not only would the Grand Vizier's presence be an improvement upon the present incumbent, it would also allow the archbishop to sample at first hand the rule of Shariah.

There is a disquieting footnote to this farcical tragedy. Who elected this leader, this incoherent communicator? Their actions could only be best described in the immortal words of the primate of Peckham: "What a bunch of plonkers".

DAVID CAMERON-MITCHELL, Lower Broadheath.