NEIL Simon's glorious dialogue is given a brilliant interpretation by the Nonentities this week.

The story of the two lads who are left with their irascible grandma and child-like aunt while their father tries to make some money, is brought to life with great sensitivity, and with some of the best performances ever seen on the Rose stage.

The two boys are outstanding - Guy Corbett as Jay and Christ Lewis as the younger Arty, are a delight, never stumbling over their American accents and their timing perfect.

I look forward to seeing these two youngsters in future productions.

Jill Bennett was superb as Grandma, a sad lady, afraid to love and snappy with everyone, and seemingly unbreakable - but beneath it all she is hurting.

Trevor Bailey gave what is easily his best performance to date, as the gun-toting gangster Uncle Louie.

He was totally believable as the young man from the school of hard knocks, taught to be self-sufficient by his mother.

Martin Drury as the boys' father, and Carolyn Brinton as Aunt Gert also played their parts well.

Topping all these fine performances was Jo Widdowson as Aunt Bella, who has never really grown up but longs for the things other people have - a husband and babies - but really just wants to feel loved.

I saw Maureen Lipman in this role some years ago, and doubted anyone could match her, but Ms Widdowson, though playing the part differently, was just as impressive.

As always, Neil Simon has brought out both the pain and the funny side of human emotions. There is humour, and there are tears - mostly in the audience.

Anyone who enjoys a good play, with good dialogue, and good acting, should go to The Rose this week - they won't be disappointed.

VJS