"I went out on a first date but I don't think I'll see her again. She got mad when I didn't open the car door - I just swam to the surface."
Welcome to the bizarre world of Emo Philips, US stand-up comedian and past-master of the one-liner.
Long absent from these shores, the show failed to attract a single student. But it was their loss. While the gookiness may be a little less appealing, Emo's mastery of comedy has lessened not a jot. PW
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