DO we have a phantom dredger working in our midst?

A spokesman for the Environment Agency stated on a local radio station that the Severn, being a self-scouring river, made dredging counter-productive.

British Waterways says £100,000 a year is spent on dredging. But no one has seen a dredger for many years. I can only conclude it has to be a phantom dredger with a phantom crew and, as we know, ghosts have no bodies... so how can they work at the Environment Agency and British Waterways?

This dredger on the river Severn must be a figment of their imagination.

M H MOSES,

St John's, Worcester.