Theatre September

To Sept 9-God Only Knows by Hugh Whitemore at the Festival Theatre, Malvern Theatres. 2.30pm & 8pm. Tickets £12-£22, Concs £1. Box Office (01684) 892277.

To Sept 9-Relatively Speaking by Alan Ayckbourne at the Conquest Theatre, Bromyard. 8pm. Tickets £6/£5 concs. Box Office (01885) 488575.

13-16-Malvern Theatre Players present Travels with my Aunt at the Festival Theatre, Malvern. 8pm. Tickets £6.50/£8.60 (concs £1). Box Office (01684) 892277.

13-16-LADS present Dead Guilty by Richard Harris at The Market Theatre, Ledbury. 8pm. Tickets £4/£6 from Ledbury Books & Maps, Top Cross, High Street, Ledbury (01531) 633226.

Cinemas

Malvern Cinema: High Fidelity (15) Daily 7.30pm (except Wed 13th), matinees Sat 9th, Sun 10th & Wed 13th 3pm. Boys Don't Cry (18) Wed 13th only 7.30pm.

Odeon Worcester: w = Wheelchair accessible. Scary Movie (18) 1.30, 3.30, 5.45, 8.00; The Flintstones 2 (PG) Sat & Sun only 12.10; Gossip (15) 2.00, 4.15, 6.35, 9.00; X-Men (12) 1.35, 4.00, 6.20, 8.40; Thomas & the Magic Railroad (U) 12.05* Sat & Sun only, 1.55 Not Tues; Shanghai Noon (12) Not Tues 3.45, 6.05, 8.25; Stuart Little (U)w 11.50*, 1.25, 3.05, 4.45 (* Sat & Sun only); Gone in 60 Seconds (15)w 6.25, 8.45; Chicken Run (U)w 12.00*, 2.05 4.00, 6.00 (* Sat & Sun only); The Perfect Storm (12)w 8.10; Snatch (18)w 1.50, 4.15, 6.35, 8.55; Projections Season Presents - Tues Only - Ghost Dog (15) 2.00, 4.20, 6.35, 8.50; Movie Mob presents - Sat only - Tickets £1 - Doors open 10.30am - Elmo in Grouchland, The Tigger Movie; Senior Screen Presents - Wed only - Tickets £1.50 - Doors open 10.30am - The Miracle Maker (U)w.

UGC Cinemas, Gloucester: The first cinema subscription card 'Unlimited' is now on sale costing only £9.99 per month. This would allow you to see unlimited movies. (Minimum subscription of 12 months required). Shanghai Noon (12) (12.30 Not Sat/Sun), 3.10, 6.20, 8.50; Chicken Run (U) 12.00, 2.00, 4.05, 6.05; Stuart Little (U) 1.00, 3.20, 5.30; Thomas & the Magic Railroad (U) Sat/Sun only 12.40; My Dog Skip (U) Sat/Sun 12.30; X Men (12) (12.30 Not Sat/Sun), 2.55, 5.30, 7.30, 8.40; Snatch (18) 12.10, 3.10, 6.10, 9.00; Scary Movie (18) 12.00, 2.30, 4.50, 7.00, 9.20; Gone in 60 Seconds (15) 8.20; Saturday Kids Club - 10.00am -The King & I (U).

Pop and Rock September

8-Phil Bates at the Anchor Inn, Welland. 9.30pm. Admission Free.

8-Rag, Tag & Binbag at the Seven Stars, Stiffords Bridge. 8.30pm. Admission Free.

8-Slingshot at the Malvern Hills Hotel, 9pm start. Admission Free.

11-Intrigue (female duo) at The Bolly & Bass, Foley Arms Hotel, Malvern. 9-11pm. Admission Free.

18-Clive John at The Bolly & Bass, Foley Arms Hotel, Malvern. 9-11pm. Admission Free.

Folk and Jazz September

Every Sunday- Free acoustic jam session at West Malvern Social Club (next to Village Hall). Friendly session for musicians of all levels. Bring your own instruments. 8.30pm-11pm.

Every Tuesday-Perdido Street Jazz Band at the Fox & Hounds, Lulsley. 9pm.

Clubs & Societies September

Second Monday in month-The Hill Poets at the Theatre of Small Convenience, Edith Walk, Great Malvern. 7-9pm. New members welcome. Contact Chris on (01684) 573451.

Malvern Writers Circle meet second Wednesday of the month at Church Meadow Court, Graham Road. 7.30pm. Contacts (01684) 563784, 561215 or 564318.

Malvern Hills Radio Amateurs' Club meets 2nd Tuesday of month at The Town Club, Worcester Road, Malvern, 7.30pm onwards. Details (01905) 351568.

Malvern Motorcycle & Light Car Club. Meets Monday & Friday, Special events 1st Wednesday & 2nd Thursday. All welcome. Tel: (01886) 832546.

Malvern X Stitchers meet 2nd Monday of the month at the Ascension Church Hall, Somers Park Avenue, Malvern. 7.30-9.30pm. Details: Lesley Brankin (01684) 892259 or Barbara Cox (01886) 832246.

Every Monday (except Bank Holidays) Over 60 Club at the Salvation Army, Newtown Road, Malvern. 2.45pm. Details 01684 574458.

9-Ledbury Naturalists Field Club. Moccas Park visit. Meet at Bridge Street car park 1.30pm.

11- Probus Club of Ledbury meet in the Burgage Hall, Ledbury. 10am - noon. Rev Roger Woodhall - 'Doing what Matthew did'.

12-csma (Worcester Group) meet at the Civil Service Social Club, Spring Lane, Malvern Link. 8pm. "Who would be a Magistrate?" Details G Davis (01905) 456956/J Smith (01905) 830524.

14-Beacon Camera Club meet at Lower Wyche Institute, Old Wyche Road, Malvern. 7.45pm. 'New England Prospects' - John Gould.

14-Worcester Locomotive Society Ltd meet at The Brewery Inn, Bye Street, Ledbury. 8pm. 40th Anniversary Get-together with Buffet.

Sales & Bazaars September

Every Thursday at Holy Trinity Parish Hall - Coffee & Stalls. 10-11.30am.

Every Friday at Christ Church Hall, Avenue Road. 10-noon. Coffee, tea, refreshments, greetings cards, Traidcraft.

Every Friday-Tea & coffee served at the United Reformed Church Hall, Malvern Link. 10-11.45am.

8-Jumble Sale at the Ascension Church Hall, Somers Park Avenue, Malvern. 7pm. Admission 10p. Proceeds to church funds.

9-Gardeners' Market at St Katherine's Hall, Ledbury. 9.30am-1pm. Admission Free.

9-Kids Klobber at Welland Village Hall. 11am-12.30pm. Table hire £6 given to church funds. Details (01684) 310353.

10-Welland School PTA Car Boot Sale. Gates open 2pm.

Miscellaneous September

Every Tuesday evenings, Rising Dragon Tai Chi weekly classes at Ascension Hall, Malvern. Local instructor Daphne Robson (01886) 812571.

Every Wednesday, Extend, exercise for the retired (over 50s). Join our friendly weekly class, 9.15am in the Link Room, St Matthias' Church, or 11am in the Lyttelton Room, Church Street, Great Malvern. (01684) 562220.

Every Tuesday Coffee Morning at St Matthias Church Hall, Malvern Link. 10-noon. Everyone welcome. Transport may be provided. Contact Age Concern Malvern on (01684) 560666.

Every Thursday Ballroom & Latin dancing. Welland Village Hall. 8-10pm. (01684) 310624.

Meditation on Monday evenings, 8-10pm, for beginners and experienced. For more details (01684) 566254.

Every Wednesday evening Inner Dance School of Tai Chi and Qigong at Friends Meeting House, 1 Orchard Road. Details from Altair de Almeida 01684 562528.

Make beautiful quilts for your home! New classes starting in patchwork and quilting - beginners welcome. Well qualified and experienced teacher, small friendly groups. Interested? Call (01684) 575835 for details.

Every Thursday - Yoga in Pregnancy at The Wheel of Life Centre, 6 North Malvern Road, Malvern. 10-noon.

Every Thursday afternoon-Post Natal Yoga at The Wheel of Life Centre, 6 North Malvern Road, Malvern. 12.45-2.45pm.

Every Sunday come & hear some Good News at the Gospel Hall, Cowleigh Road, North Malvern. 6.30pm. Transport available Tel 569706.

Every 1st Wednesday-Tinnitus Self Help Group at Lyttelton Rooms, Church Street, Malvern. 2-4pm. (01684) 567496.

First Sunday of every month, St Wulstans Nature Reserve, volunteers day, 10am till 3.30pm. Help create this new reserve and have some fun and exercise in the bargain. Contact Roger Marceau (01684) 893676 or Andy Lyon (01684) 577142.

Every Fri-Enjoy Painting with Glynis Wilsdon at Malvern Evangelical Church, Pickersleigh Road. 2-4pm. New group starting Sept 22nd. Bookings (01684) 574265.

8-Tea Dance at RSRE/Civil Service Club, Pickersleigh Avenue, Malvern. 2.30-5pm. Admission £1.50. Organised by Age Concern Malvern & District.

9-Dancing Highlights Sequence & Ballroom Dancing with Mike's Music at Dyson Perrins High School, Malvern. 8-11.30pm. Table bookings 564393. Admission £3. In aid of Dyson Perrins High School.

11-Reiki Natural Healing Clinic at Welland Parish Hall. 2-4pm.

12-Tai Chi beginners class at Friends meeting House, 1 Orchard Road, Great Malvern. 7.30pm. Inner Dance School of Tai Chi & Qigong. Enquiries - Altair (01684) 562528.

16-'Biodanza' creative dance experience, for the first time in the Midlands, introductory presentation class at the Wyche Institute, Malvern. 2-5pm. £19. Bookings & information (01886) 821679.

For Children September

Children's Line Dancing. Wednesday evenings. 4-6pm. Age 6-16. £1 per class. Local Malvern Link venue. Details Maureen 572075 or Denise 572662.

Every Saturday morning-Children's Ceramic Painting Classes. 10am-noon. Details fine Fettle Ceramics, Little Tarrington (01432) 890383. (Also adult classes).

Every Monday-Kung Fu & Yoga for Children at the Wheel of Life Centre, 6 North Malvern Road, Malvern. 4.45pm. Details (01684) 572443.

Gardens September

Every day-The Picton Garden, Walwyn Road, Colwall open. 11am-5pm. Admission £2, children free. In aid of National Gardens Scheme.

10-Garden at The Manor House, Birlingham open. 2-5pm. Admission £2. Teas & plants. In aid of the British Red Cross.

Walks September

9-Autumn Special - Over the Malverns to Suckley. Meet Imperial Road 8.30am for a fairly strenuous 16 mile walk. Bring packed lunch. Leader: Sid Keating (01684) 573920. Malvern Hills District Footpath Society.

9-St Wulstans's Walk. Meet Imperial Road 9.10am for an easy walk of about 5 miles. Choice of public houses for lunch at end of walk. Leader: Margaret Boyle (01684) 573806. Malvern Hills District Footpath Society.

10-Meet 2pm at The Fox, Bransford for a 5-6 mile Sunday Special. Powick Parish Ramblers.

14-Leisure walk Madresfield & Old Hills. Meet Imperial Road 9.55am. Lunch available at Garden Centre. Names to leader by Monday, September 11. Leader: Evelyn Cadman (01684) 310273. MHDFS.