A few years ago, I was rushed to hospital suffering from what I should perhaps refer to as "a gentleman's problem". Although the condition was extremely painful, it was extremely impressive visually. Sadly, I fear that the delightful Patsy Kensit must be afflicted with some vexatious female equivalent - although there is the possibility that she may simply be performing in a Big Brother sketch. If not, please follow my advice Patsy - choose the pills option rather than going under the surgeon's scalpel.