SIR – So now we are to have gay conjunctions sanctioned by law – hurrah, hurrah.

When are we going to get compulsory homosexuality for all, together with majority age, passports, voting rights, insurance numbers, school certificates and, perhaps, the right to live? Curiouser and curiouser: the madhouse has really been taken over by the mad customers. God will pour his wrath upon us all for such absurdities: Revelation, ch.XIV/vv. 18-20.

JOHN E IEBOLE

Worcester